When one goes to Dictionary.com and types in the word “moot”, one would find a few definitons depending on the use of the word. When regarding the discussion of NHL realignment scenarios after the NHLPA has approved the proposed plan put forth by the NHL, the following would probably best apply.
moot (adjective): 1. of little or no practical value or meaning; purely academic. 2.
Chiefly Law. not actual; theoretical; hypothetical.
So any scenario I came up with before, but now publish here is a rather moot point. Well, since it’s my blog and the whole reason I created it was to express what’s been going on inside me for a while, and it’s just plain fun to think “what if?” Of course I’m going to present my own NHL realignment plan. Like I’ve seen in another blog’s comments, ” if you’re not willing to come up with a better solution, don’t complain about it in the first place.” Or something to that effect. So here we go. Hang on, seatbelt, tray, upright position….You know the drill.
When trying to come up with my NHL realignment scenario I attempted to try and best address both the problems currently in the NHL and include expansion into cities of what the NHL has consistently expressed interest of establishing new franchises. These issues were the following…
1. Establishing a four division, thirty-two team NHL.
2. Moving Dallas out of the Pacific into a Central time zone division.
3. Moving Columbus out of the Central into an Eastern time zone division.
4. Moving Winnipeg into a division that makes much more sense than the current Southeast situation they are currently coping with.
5. Deal with the Phoenix and what will be Florida situations.
6. Establishing NHL hockey in Quebec, Seattle, Kansas City, and a second Toronto team.
7. Organize the schedule and divisions in a way that would lessen the travel in the regular season and playoffs.
8. Advance the NHL brand by putting more emphasis on intradivisional rivalries.
Goodbye Phoenix. Bonjour Quebec.
My NHL realignment plan is a two tier process. Why? Because of Seattle’s inability to currently have an NHL franchise until their arena is built. Plus any Florida relocation, which if you’ve seen my reasoning in my previous posts seems inevitable. Florida would still take a little time to smooth out so as not to be a surprise for the rest of the hockey world. First I move the Phoenix Coyotes to Quebec. Hockey in Phoenix has clearly failed. The NHL has spent the past few years owning the team. The most recent ownership group in Arizona has backed out. There is a group in Quebec ready to buy an NHL team and bring back hockey to the province. A move for the next season could be done because the new team could play in Le Colisee untl the new arena is ready in 2015.
Penguins migration. TEMPORARILY!
Before perusing the divisions I warn you there is a TEMPORARY move of Pittsburgh to what I will always refer to as the “Adams” Division. Yes, I am old school, but isn’t hockey really at its core? I want to clarify the fact, I do NOT want to move Pittsburgh out of the “Patrick” Division at all. See I did it it again. Frankly, Florida messes everything up. I understand the whole Pittsburgh versus Philadelphia rivalry and the rest of that division being preserved. The NHL had the same dilemma and chose to preserve the Flyers vs Pens’ regular battles. That is why Tampa and Florida are in their “Central” division. They didn’t want to move Pittsburgh to that division like they did back in the 1990s. So they basically put Tampa and Florida in a bad situation for the next two seasons. Which would also probably explain why Columbus is in their “Atlantic” division. Something tells me more change is coming for the NHL. They just can’t discuss those changes right now. It’s not good business to do so, until other situations in the league’s landscape are resolved. I want to reiterate the Pittsburgh move would be TEMPORARY. Yes I felt a need to CAPITALIZE AND BOLDEN those words to reassure those who might get upset at the thought of taking such an action.
“OLD SCHOOL” is now in session.
A big part of my plan is to go back to the roots of the NHL. Rename the divisions back to the “old school” names in the temporary scenario. This is not only a nod of respect to the history of the game, but also to many of the NHL’s hardcore fans that keep coming back no matter how many times they take hockey away from us. The NHL is special. The NHL is different. The fans are different. This is not the NBA. Thank goodness for that. No matter how much Gary Bettman seems to want it that way. There is just an intangible quality to the league with the named divisions. There are so many fans that have never experienced the NHL with those names. The regional location division names are rather antiseptic and boring. It doesn’t have the “heart and soul” of those division names. Patrick, Adams, Norris, and Smythe. I get a warm spot in my heart just thinking about it. I’m okay. Sorry. I just had a moment. Here you go.
TEMPORARY PLAN 2013-14 until Florida Moves to Seattle.
Patrick: NYR, NJD, WASH, NYI, PHI, CAR, TB, FLA
Adams: BUF, QUE(Phx), MTL, TOR, OTT, CBJ, PIT, BOS
Norris: NASH, MIN, WPG, STL, CHI, DET, DAL
Smythe: ANA, LA, SJ, VAN, EDM, CGY, COL
“OLD SCHOOL” with a “NEW SCHOOL” Twist.
The “Old School” division names would last until the permanent NHL realignment occurs. In an effort to continue respecting the great history of the NHL, but still signify the new era, I would change the division names to honor what I refer to as “Hockey’s Holy Quadrinity”. Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Bobby Orr, and Goride Howe. I came up with that term during the 2004 lockout. There was even a rhyme for it. “From Gretzky to Lemieux, from Howe to Orr. All behold the Immortal Four”. Yes, I may have an issue or two. Honestly it’s just done in fun. I have my personal faith. I respect all others as well. It was just something fun to do to show respect to those Hall of Famers. It’s like a type of Mt. Rushmore for hockey. Below is the second part of the plan and permanent NHL realignment scenario.
PERMANENT POST FLORIDA MOVE TO SEATTLE and EXPANSION.
Lemieux: NYR, NJD, WASH, NYI, PHI, CAR, TB, PIT
Orr: BUF, QUE(Phx), MTL, TOR, OTT, CBJ, BOS, *TOR(Markham)
Howe: NASH, MIN, WPG, STL, CHI, DET, DAL, *KC
Gretzky: ANA, LA, SJ, VAN, EDM, CGY, COL, SEA(Fla)
Detroit Red Wings Proposal to Remain in the Western Conference.
This plan gives the NHL 32 teams, a 2nd Toronto team, a team in Quebec, a Kansas City team, moving the problem franchises of Phoenix and Florida, and addresses many problems Columbus, Winnipeg, and Dallas have been having. It also doesn’t move Tampa and Florida into the that “Central” Division. There are both short and long term plans. Detroit does not move to the east, but here are the details of a plan that might make an acceptable realignment option for Detroit staying in the Western Conference.
Divisional playoffs
This would eliminate the Red Wings’ concern about constantly playing Pacific teams every round. The only time that has a chance of occurring would be in the Conference Finals. The intra-division rivalries would become even more intense and give you a better on ice product to market the NHL brand. Listed below are two things. The first is how the schedule would look like for the Detroit Red Wings in a 30 team NHL. Following that is the breakdown of how many games they would be playing in each specific time zone. This plan dramatically improves their travel and TV schedule. I vividly remember the Divisional Playoffs. The competition and rivalries were at such a fierce level that today’s Conference setup just seems to be missing. To this day I still cannot stand to hear the name of Dale Hunter for his hit on Pierre Turgeon. Unfortunately 1993 was the last time the Islanders got past the first round of the playoffs. Has it really been twenty years? Anyway, back to business.
Schedule
82 Game Season 30 Team NHL
36 Games: 6 games(3H, 3A) vs 6 “Norris” Division Rivals.
46 Games: 2 Games (1h,1a) vs 23 other NHL teams.
Regular Season Time Zone Breakdown
82 Game 30 NHL Team Season
57 games in the Eastern Time zone.
18 games in the Central time zone.
4 games in the Pacific time zone
3 games in the Mountain Time zone
The eighteen games within the Central Time Zone against their “Norris” Division rivals could start no later than 7:05 pm local time. Some of those would not all start that late. There are games normally played as matinees on weekends and holidays every year. I’m sure an arrangement could be made to minimize evening weekend games in the Central Time Zone for the Red Wings. So in reality, only a portion of those eighteen Central Time Zone games would end around 10:30pm in th Eastern Time Zone. Remember, I’m bending over backwards to convince the Red Wings to stay in that division, and they have already sacrificed so much.
Below are the same breakdowns for a thirty-two team NHL, eighty-three game regular season. Playing five games against a team’s seven intradivisional rivals requires a one game home advantage for every series. To address this situation they could alternate home ice advantage each year. To determine that first year they could flip a coin, use lottery balls, give it to the team with the better or worse record.
Schedule
83 Game Season 32 Team NHL
35 Games: 5 games(2H, 2A, 1TBD) vs 7 “Howe” Division Rivals.
48 Games: 2 Games (1h,1a) vs 24 other NHL teams.
Regular Season Time Zone Breakdown
83 Game 32 NHL Team Season
56 or 57 games in the Eastern Time zone.
17 or 18 games in the Central time zone.
5 games in the Pacific time zone
3 games in the Mountain Time zone
The Good Ol’ Hockey Game.
There is also a very interesting opportunity for the league as well. One of these “extra” games could be an outdoor game for every team. This makes that eighty-third game a very important game.. The potential financial, marketing, and philanthropic, bonanza would be off the charts. One idea that came to me is what I have named, “The Pennslyvania Puck Drop at Penn State”. The Pittsburgh Penguins against the Philadelphia Flyers ever year from Beaver Stadium. Alternating home ice advantage. Besides the incredible economic gains with an event like this, a lot of good will can be accomplished. Charities such as Hockey Fights Cancer, Penn State’s “Thon” that benefits the Four Diamonds Fund at Penn State Hershey Children’s Hospital, and child abuse prevention could benefit immeasurably. The huge statewide event promoting Pennsylvania pride from all corners of the commonwealth, would be enormous. This would also be a great chance to grow the image of not only the NHL and hockey in general, but a great chance for Penn State to regain its reputation following the disgusting Sandusky scandal. Something that has so much potential, it would be crazy not to do it. Now take something like that in one location, but now place it all over North America. Think about it.
Blue Jacket Image Makeover
Now this step may seem completely superficial, but in the business world, how one markets their product or service can be the deciding factor in success or failure. Same goes for professional sports teams. This is a very simple change. Officially change the name of the team from the Columbus Blue Jackets to the Ohio Blue Jackets. Some may say why? When a non-hockey sports fan hears Columbus, they automatically smirk and give that, “why is there a a major league sports team in what sounds like a very minor league town?” Look, I’m sorry. I have to agree with that sentiment. I get Columbus, Ohio is the capital and largest city in the state of Ohio(if you include the surrounding metro area). Columbus is also the fifteenth most populous city in the United States. “The” Ohio State University is based out of there. Sorry, I don’t really care for college sports, but some may get offended if I don’t include “the”. But the simple truth is when someone hears Columbus, Ohio outside of the state of Ohio, people don’t think of this great metropolis. I know when I hear Columbus, I think of two things. Number one. The Columbus Clippers, the longtime triple-A affiliate for the New York Yankees. I lived on Long Island for over thirty years, so that should probably explain that. Number two? The city that the 1980s sitcom “Family Ties” was based out of.
I’m not trying to disrespect the city at all. What I’m trying to do is better market the team. I think the team is on the right track. Historically speaking, they have been struggling on and off the ice. But I do feel once they do turn around their fortunes, which as of late may just be getting started, NHL hockey will be very succesful in Ohio. They placed the team in Columbus to bring all of Ohio together because it is the capital. It is in the center of the state. So fans from Cleveland and Cincinatti, usually very bitter enemies, would stand side-by-side, supporting Ohio’s team. They have the flag of Ohio on their chest! This point is to better market the team and the league. Nothing more. How hard of a change could that be?
Overtime
The overtime loss. The bane of many a hockey fan’s existence. I propose eliminating the awarding of a point for an overtime loss. The NHL has tried to reason it for years, but never making much sense to many people at all. Hypothetically a team could go 10-0-72-0 and get the same amount of points as two of last year’s playoff teams. The Washington Capitals and the Ottawa Senators. Read that again, a team could hypothetically lose SEVENTY-TWO games in overtime and have the same amount of points as two of last year’s playoff teams. Now I realize that is a big improbability, but the fact there is just a chance of happening completely delegitimizes the OTL. I was watching Colin Cowherd, something I don’t usually do, but he made a great point. “When a team loses in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals in overtime, they don’t get anything.” That rule should, but won’t be implemented at the start of the 2013-14 season. In conjunction with ditching the OTL point, I would extend the overtime period to ten minutes. If a team can get to the shootout after ten minutes, it truly was a stalemate. If you get to the shootout then you get the guaranteed point with an SOL in the standings. I find that many times a team can clamp down defensively in five minutes to get to the the shootut, which many argue is not a good representation of who actually won the game. It shows they have guys who are better at breakaways.
Epilogue
Now that the proposed NHL realignment seems well on its way for approval and reality for the next two seasons, all we can as fans do is hope the league takes the proper steps to have it all make sense and improves the NHL. I know, a chill just went up my spine too. I’m hesitant going by their track record, but there is a reason we love this great game. We argue point, counter point of what would work or not work. What matters is the game on the ice. Rooting our team on as they try and raise Hockey’s Holy Grail. (I’m an Islander fan so I have a whole other set of issues). So let’s hope Tampa and Columbus do get switched. Hope that the Phoenix and Florida situations do get resolved. Hope they forget about a second Toronto team (since Detroit is in the East) and Las Vegas. Hope for an NHL team in Seattle. Hope for a better game. Hope for the triumphant ressurection of hockey in Quebec. The Return of the Nordique.